ATTENTION

The WHO reports the following:

Due to the extremely successful measures of Exam Stress prevention in the Martin-organism, the severity degree has not moved beyond PHASE 2. The organism is in a stable condition, and is not being overtaken by thoughts. Danger of further progression of the disease is not considered very likely, and the risk of contamination into other organisms is low. You may safely conduct interaction with the organism, but are advised to keep discussion about the coming exams at a minimum, so as not to provoke the (always, even is slightly) possible disruption of balance.

Given the temporal proximity of the exams, and the fact that these are the last exams of the organism’s university Bachelor degree, this is considered a major accomplishment.

Skillful control of the mind, a stable existential grounding, and a good cultivation of spiritual peace of mind are the acknowledged as the reasons for this.